Adam and Dave’s open letter to NASA re: Space Shuttle Discovery

“Robert Downey Jr. Approves
Hey NASA, what’s up lol? Good job with the science. What did the metric alien say? Take me to your litre. Just read that you’ve given the Discovery to our buddies at the Smithsonian. Great choice! Since you’re replacing the Space Shuttle Enterprise that they’ve already got, we were wondering what you are going to do with it? We’d be happy to take that hard rubbish off your hands. We have a microwave that you can have for free, it does work but you can only microwave things in multiples of 70 seconds. Hope you like multiples of 70. But of course you do lol. Our plans for the space shuttle are as follows:
a) Skate park, Mon/Tues
b) Wed/Thurs House for penguins
c) Toilet
Saturday – Chap laps”
NASA, we anxiously await your reply. lol.

March 14th 2011
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