Save Kit Harvey!
Kit Harvey started with us. He belongs to you. He’s the people’s Formula One reporter. If you like Kit Harvey, we need your help to save him.
Ask not what your Kit can do for you, but what you can do for your Kit. And so on.
Box Of Neutrals‘ own alphamale reporter Kit Harvey is at risk of being poached by a lesser radio programme. One that doesn’t even mention Formula One.
We need your help. Rob and Michael are putting out a plea for you and/or any friends you haven’t lost through excessive time spent online to join our Facebook page.
Our target is infinity followers, though realistically we’re probably setting the intermediate aim of 200. Or even 150. We’re not fussy, we just need as many more as we can get.
Kit Harvey started with us. He belongs to you. He’s the people’s Formula One reporter. If you like Kit Harvey, we need your help to save him. Ask not what your Kit can do for you, but what you can do for your Kit. And so on.
A brief history of Kit Harvey, the alphamale reporter
Kit Harvey was born and raised in Melbourne Victoria.
As an alphababy, he commanded the respect of those around him until, in 1996, kool mints enthusiast and Victorian Premier Jeff Kennet cracked whilst gazing into Kit’s young eyes and signed Bernie Eccleestone’s contract to bring Formula One to Australia. True story.
Kit rose impressively through high school. Rumour has it that his English exam essay consisted of only the two words ‘fundundundundundundundundun fundundundundun’. He aced it, and achieved the unprecedented score of 100 upon the completion of his VCE.
Whilst studying his double degree of journalism and baking at RMIT, Kit was snapped up by community (volunteer) organisation Channel 31 to read the news, and later specialise in sport reporting, for the now-defunct television programme Get Cereal TV. The programme was dropped after the C31 general manager suggested it be replaced by an hour of the proposed new show The Harvey Report. Kit turned it down, however, when he was offered the job of race reporting for Box Of Neutrals.
Kit has since remained with Box Of Neutrals, bringing the people of the world quality race reporting and analysis – and a mean chocolate and walnut pie – for over a year. He is, to this day, the only man Fernando is not faster than, and the best decision is always his decision.
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Download the ‘Save Kit Harvey’ poster to raise awareness in your suburb, or send to your local member of parliament