Unspeakable Evil

Unspeakable Evil is a global conglomerate, a super corporation even – you know, those really evil ones that destroy the ozone layer or whatever – made of, well, less people than you have fingers on your left hand.
Unless you’ve had some kind of awful accident.  In which case: Unspeakable Evil offers you obligatory condolences.
Unspeakable Evil generally lacks the people power necessary to dominate the world, or destroy it, or save it – or whatever is that we plan on doing.  Our Declaration of Intent has always been sort of vague, so we sort of just respond to the chaotic spontaneity of the Universe however we feel like at any given moment.  But mostly we just talk about comicbooks.