Slurp (Heavens, No!)


For one of Beth’s friends, even reading the word is enough. Don’t get her started on the sound.

Produced by Beth Gibson, and originally broadcast on FBi Radio as part of All the Best episode #1603: Ew, Gross

Music credits: Meetin’ & Movin’ by Merkel & Fritzemeier and Cylinder Eight by Chris Zabriskie


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