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2 for 1 Eliminations: The Bachelor Recap S5 E13

It’s episode 13 of the Bachie and we are SO CLOSE to Hometown Visits! And with a number as unlucky as 13, […]

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Fertile Ovaries & Friendzones: The Bachelor Recap S5 E12

Welcome back to the Bachie Recaps, ep 12! Everyone is so stoked to be there in the Mansion, held captive to fight […]

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Simone Becomes Interesting, Gets Eliminated – The Bachelor Recap S5 E11

Jennifer de Vil is a ‘gonna! Hurrah! But Simone is still whining! Fear not, surely her time is nearly up. Let’s proceed […]

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My Kitchen Doesn’t Rule – The Bachelor Australia Recap S5 E9

We’re more than halfway through The Bachelor Australia Season 5. Do we have any front runners? Yes. (Well at least I think […]

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She said WHAT?! The Bachelor Ep 4 Season 5 Recap

Welcome to the Ep 4 Season 5 recap, where as you’ve guessed it, there’s still plenty of DRAMAHHHH before anything¬†genuinely manufactured happens […]

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Leah Pashes, Bachie Dashes: The Bachelor Recap Ep 2 Season 5

We’ve met the contestants, now it’s time to share a boyfriend. In the house, tensions are intense. Non-Intruder Elora‘s rig is again […]