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Fertile Ovaries & Friendzones: The Bachelor Recap S5 E12
Welcome back to the Bachie Recaps, ep 12! Everyone is so stoked to be there in the Mansion, held captive to fight […]
Snagged by Tara: The Bachelor Recap S5 E10
Dramatic, uplifting music plays. It’s time for the episode of The Bachelor where we finally see the Devil booted from the house. […]
My Kitchen Doesn’t Rule – The Bachelor Australia Recap S5 E9
We’re more than halfway through The Bachelor Australia Season 5. Do we have any front runners? Yes. (Well at least I think […]
The Caterer’s Sacked: The Bachelor Australia Recap S5 E8
Welcome one, welcome all to the recap of Bachie ep 8, where we see the girls SHOOK over one particular lass landing […]
#KettleBlack on The Bachelor Australia Recap S5 E7
Tonight on The Bachelor Australia, it was the Tale of Double Standards, where we learn what men and women are and are […]
Dat Ass: The Bachelor Australia Recap S5 E6
We’re on Episode 6, cutting straight back to last night’s cliff-hanging Rose Ceremony. Sian gets singled out mid-Ceremony and immediately booted from […]
A Prickly Rose Ceremony on The Bachelor Ep 5 Season 5
It’s time for Bachie Recap Ep 5: The Ep they left us on a cliffhanger! I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed. Okay, […]
She said WHAT?! The Bachelor Ep 4 Season 5 Recap
Welcome to the Ep 4 Season 5 recap, where as you’ve guessed it, there’s still plenty of DRAMAHHHH before anything genuinely manufactured happens […]
Lovealike Laura and pigs abound on The Bachelor Ep 3 Season 5
To be honest, I missed the first 15 minutes of Bachie Ep 3 tonight, and I think saying that there was The Bitchelorettes […]
Love At First Swipe
7 Fears We Have Ahead of The Bachelor Finale Week
So we’ve been avoiding spoilers like The Plague and FINALLY the time has come to learn who will capture Matty J’s heart. […]