Top 5 Fictional Characters You Would Have Sex With

Which five fictional characters would you have sex with, if you had the chance?
Each week we’ve asked our guests to name the fictional characters they would be willing to have sex with. Each week, Claire and Callum reveal one more chacter on their list.
The rules are:
1. They must be fictional. You are having sex with the character, not any actor that plays them.
2. A night out is included with the sex. Dinner and conversation can be expected.
3. Any physical barriers to sex should be disregarded. This includes size class issues or any anatomical differences. Sex is possible.
The lists (click “read more” to view):


 Dean Winchester (Supernatural)

 Kate Kane / Batwoman (DC Comics)

Starscream (The Transformers)

April O’Neil (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles)

Captain Jean-Luc Picard (Star Trek: The Next Generation)


 Arcee (The Transformers)

 Kaywinnit Lee “Kaylee” Frye (Firefly)

Supergirl (any)

Daemon (Reboot)

Colonel Jonathan O’Neill and Teal’c (Stargate SG-1)


  • Mystique (X-men)
  • Batgirl (Batman & Robin)
  • Catwoman (Batman Returns)
  • Tex (Red vs Blue)
  • Optimus Prime (Transformers)


  • Logan Echolls (Veronica Mars)
  • Fred (Angel)
  • Bennett Halverson (Dollhouse)
  • Adventure Girl (XKCD)
  • Hayley Starshine (Order of the Stick)

Jacqui (call-in guest)

  • Jack Harkness (Torchwood)
  • The Doctor (Doctor Who)
  • Ianto (Torchwood)
  • The Master (Doctor Who)
  • John Hart (Torchwood)


  • T’Pol (Mirror-verse; Star Trek: Enterprise)
  • Gaia (Captain Planet)
  • Tarot (Tarot: Witch of the Black Rose)
  • Emma Frost (X-Men)
  • Jessica Rabbit (Who Framed Rodger Rabit)


  • The Fourth Doctor (Doctor Who)
  • Kaywinnit Lee “Kaylee” Frye (Firefly)
  • Professer Severus Snape (Harry Potter)
  • The Third Doctor (Doctor Who)
  • The Seventh Doctor (Doctor Who)


  • The Tenth Doctor (Doctor Who)
  • Angel (X-men)
  • William Riker (Star Trek: The Next Generation)
  • Tony Stark (Iron Man)
  • Elizabeth Bennet (Pride and Prejudice)


  • Rita Repulsa (Power Rangers)
  • Jareth, The Goblin King (Labyrinth)
  • Wonder Woman (Wonder Woman)
  • Kara “Starbuck” Thrace (Battlestar Gallactica)
  • She-Ra (She-Ra: Princess of Power)


  • Barbara Gordon (DC Comics)
  • Zatana Zatana (with the top hat) (DC Comics)
  • Natsuko Aki (Cutie Honey live action film)
  • Kaywinnit Lee “Kaylee” Frye (Firefly)
  • Princess Nuala (Hellboy 2)


  • Velma Dinkley (Scooby-Doo)
  • Harleen Quinzel / Harley Quinn (DC Comics)
  • Link (Legend of Zelda)
  • Dr Horrible (Dr Horrible’s Sing Along Blog)
  • Colossus (X-Men)


  • The Doctor (Doctor Who)
  • Andrew (Bicentenial man)
  • Emily Fitch (Skins)
  • Willow Rosenburg (Buffy The Vampire Slayer)
  • Elizabeth Bennet (Pride and Prejudice)


  • Sanji (One Piece)
  • Green Goblin (Spider-Man)
  • Hank Moody (Californication)
  • The Joker (Batman)
  • Riza Hawkeye (Full Metal Alchemist)


  • Morrigan Aensland (Darkstalkers)
  • “Andromeda” (Heroes of Newerth)
  • Yellow Ranger (Power Rangers)
  • Android 18 (Dragonball Z)
  • Zangief (Street Fighter)


  • Rachael Rosen (Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?)
  • Ray Onami (Neon Genesis Evangelion)
  • Sakaki-san (Azumanga Daioh)
  • Seven of Nine (Star Trek: DS9)
  • Jean-Luc Picard (Star Trek:TNG)

Fun fact: The Doctor of Doctor Who is featured six times in the lists so far; Kaylee has been named three times.


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