Gaming

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1993 Mitsubishi Magna Revealed As Next ‘Need For Speed’ Cover Car – P1NG

Electronic Arts has unveiled what car will grace the box-art of the next instalment in the Need For Speed series: a 1993 […]

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Local Man Buys Eight Slabs Of Mountain Dew For ‘Gaming Cred’ – P1NG

Gregory Theodore has just left Woolies with eight full slabs of Mountain Dew in his trolley, and nothing else. He will soon […]

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The Witcher To Become First Web Series With Downloadable Content – P1NG

Streaming service Netflix will be offering downloadable content with its upcoming original series, The Witcher. The world-first announcement was made early this […]

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Kid’s Fortnite Addiction No Longer An Issue After Using Prize Money To Buy Dad A House – P1NG

The Fortnite World Cup was held over the weekend, and the best players in the world won millions of dollars in prize […]

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Cash-Strapped Barnaby Joyce Forced To Buy Video Games On Sale – P1NG

New England MP Barnaby Joyce, who earns over $200,000 a year (more than $400,000 when he was Deputy Prime Minister), has called […]

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Local Shopper Plays Apex Legends For 12 hours Straight To Train For Aldi Checkout – P1NG

Jess Chalmers has been training for her moment of truth. Her weekly shopping trip is tomorrow, and she has to be prepared. […]

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Player One Crew Quits After Failing To Negotiate Payrise – P1NG

The entire Player One crew has quit after failing to negotiate a new agreement with the Player One Supreme Leader. “Look, it’s […]

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Listeners Mad As Hell After SYN Airs Wrong Episode Of Player One – P1NG

Audiences have been left confused and frustrated after the wrong episode of Player One aired on SYN last night. A repeat of […]

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14-Year-Old Babysitter Earns $20 An Hour To Watch Netflix While Kid Plays Fortnite – P1NG

Kimmy Jones has discovered a new business venture that allows her to earn while doing absolutely nothing. Her step father has a […]

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Memesters Storming Area 51 Uncover Belle Delphine’s Bath Water – P1NG

20,000 Facebook meme warriors descended on Area 51 overnight. P1NG’s reporter caught up with a so-called raid leader, Leslie “Crypto” Karrancey. “I […]